Horny Birds Review

Horny Birds doesn't actually promise a whole lot on their tour pages, but the site does give us a glimpse of what women do when their boyfriends and husbands aren't around and frankly, I'm inclined to believe it.

Inside the members' area you'll find a thumbnail picture of the HornyBirds site under a note listing the products that you have access to, or so the text reads. Sadly, this is the only thing listed, which means no bonus sites. There are tons of ads and upsells here, though. There are live girls, personals and specials, but the only extras you get are bonus videos. While there do appear to be quite a few of them, some in HD, they don't seem particularly exclusive and are more hardcore bound than party girl.

In any case, Horny Birds is a rare glimpse into how chicks get down and dirty when amongst other chicks. There are bachelorette parties, holiday retreats, annual sorority sister parties and sex toy parties. Actually, any sort of event you've ever heard of where groups of women gather can be found here, at least pretty much any sort.

HornyBirds was launched in 2011 and so far they have managed to capture the naughty and explicit events of 16 events. Well, this doesn't excite me too much, especially since I also notice that the last update was in August 2012. I guess the site didn't really go over well, but then with so few movies it doesn't seem like the producers gave it much of a chance, either.

Episodes are around an hour long and come with photos. The picture sets can be downloaded in full ZIP files and there are timed slideshows. Every moment of action is captured, but as it turns out the moments are captured from the films. The photos are nothing more than screen caps that are neither large, nor particularly sharp. It's such a shame because as a woman, I know that events like this, especially when the booze is flying, are often caught on cameras and cell phones.

Videos look quite nice and I liked that the 768x432 Flash streams came with a film strip navigation allowing you to move forward or back to any point in the flick. I was very impressed with how real these movies seemed. They often open with the girls getting ready for a night of partying and there is plenty of chit chat, as there is prone to be with any group of girls. I liked how they talked over each other, just like in real life and nothing I saw seemed particularly scripted, which also lent itself to giving off a genuine atmosphere. Club scenes also seem real and certainly the way the girls behave in the strip clubs on Ladies night is pretty bang on. I have seen regular chicks giving head in clubs, especially on Fetish nights, and I have seen plenty of girls try to cop a feel of the guys at strip clubs, but hardcore sex on the dance floor, isn't something I have never seen and this is where some of these movies do go above and beyond. However, they do it quite naturally and that's part of the fun. It's just disappointing that there aren't any downloads.

Final Verdict

Horny Birds could have been a great site. The concept is good and the producers do a fantastic job or recreating a genuine atmosphere in these types of situations. I think you could ask any chick if this is the way women react on Ladies night in strip clubs, for example, and unless they don't want to reveal the sordid facts, you'd get the answer, "pretty much". It's for this reason that I am a little surprised that there are so few scenes on Horny Birds and also that the site stopped updating. It's really a shame to me because this site has a lot of revealing moments of thrill and excitement. However, with no access to bonus sites, with only 16 episodes and no downloads, I can't, in good conscience, recommend Horny Birds.